i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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