I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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