The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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