I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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