ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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