Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
You've changed since you got that strap on
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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