Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
There's even glitter on my cock...
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