What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I just saw a hot homeless man
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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