Grow some girl-balls and come out already
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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