its not stalking. its research.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
then he tried to convert me to islam
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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