I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
BRING THE BAGELS
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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