i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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