Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
whose ass print is on the piano?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
MIDGETS
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I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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