Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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