the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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