handjob tips. give me some.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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