I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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