Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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