after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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