Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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