did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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