But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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