So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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