Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Someone came in the potted fern
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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