how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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