Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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