he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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