My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
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