my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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