How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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