am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I've blown a few things in my day
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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