Well apparently he's into motor boating.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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