when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Randomize
