Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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