He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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