just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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