We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I just forgot I was standing up.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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