I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I could have mohawked her pubes.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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