Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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