We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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