And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Randomize