I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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