Sponge bath it is.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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