watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
NoShamevember. You game?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Randomize
