come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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