He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize