Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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