Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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