Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Randomize