Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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