who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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