I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
she looked like the before picture.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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