I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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