are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Randomize
