Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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