we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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