ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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