We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
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